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squareclocks: I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:33:21 -0600

I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 01:33:13 -0600

whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:29:28 -0600

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

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Mon, 20 May 2013 01:28:01 -0600

alelula: na-tur-al: i follow back ♡ more here ♡

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:24:38 -0600

alelula:

na-tur-al:

i follow back

♡ more here ♡

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Mon, 20 May 2013 01:23:34 -0600

the-absolute-best-gifs: This post has been featured on a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:19:43 -0600

the-absolute-best-gifs:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

sodamnrelatable:

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:19:06 -0600

sodamnrelatable:

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Mon, 20 May 2013 01:19:01 -0600

gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:18:27 -0600

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

idiotsonfb: yeah Antony… “kind of”

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:17:36 -0600

idiotsonfb:

yeah Antony… “kind of”

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Mon, 20 May 2013 01:13:02 -0600

repeating-serenity: my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:12:35 -0600

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

shadow-of-a-whisper: likeevanslovedpotter: theconsultingdominat...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:10:52 -0600

shadow-of-a-whisper:

likeevanslovedpotter:

theconsultingdominatrix:

I have no idea and I’m sorry

I WAS SINGING GIRL ON FIRE WHILE I WAS SCROLLING AND I GOT TO THIS POST AND I SCREAMED

*laughing and crying at the same time*

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Mon, 20 May 2013 01:10:09 -0600

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Mon, 20 May 2013 00:48:52 -0600

ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:46:06 -0600

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

foodtrucker: waking up and getting up are two very very different things

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:45:35 -0600

foodtrucker:

waking up and getting up are two very very different things

the-absolute-best-gifs: This post has been featured on a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:43:04 -0600

the-absolute-best-gifs:

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hownowbrownseacow: rosiebeck: nxv: primisthebomb: I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:36:18 -0600

hownowbrownseacow:

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

Fantastic.